Bookmarks

Shimmering rainbow gradient Cockmark™ with a splooging cream tassel. Wood back.

The real OG. 

The perfect gag gift (no pun intended) for your book club and smutty, chick-lit lovers. Handcrafted, this veiny bookmark will surely make you come to the perfect spot in your current pick.

A solid 5.5 inches in length by 1.5 inches in width, complete with a silky, creamy tassel splooging out of the top. Each bookmark is a little different, just like what they are modeled after. Some a little more veiny and even some with freckles! How cute...

Save your place with your favourite monster flavour!

Dragon Cockmark: What's horny, scaley and purple all over? This guy. "Leather" Cockmark™ with black dragon tail and horns! Gray back, black tassel.

A solid 5.5 inches in length by 1.5 inches in width, complete with a silky tassel splooging out of the top. Each bookmark is a little different, just like what they are modeled after.

Forgive me daddy, for I have sinned. "Leather" Cockmark™ with engraved red veins, tail and horns! Gray back, black tassel. 5.5 inches in length by 1.5 inches in girth, includes hand packaging and cellophane sleeve.

Milking it dry. Yep. Clear acrylic Cockmark™ with a pink cow print. Splooging with a cream tassel and is set inside our hilarious hand packaging with a protective cellophane sleeve. Bookmark is 1.5" x 5.5" x 1/16".

Perfect little tentacle to tickle your fancy! Acrylic teal tentacle shaped Cockmark with sky blue suckers, topped with a cream tassel. 

This knotty Cockmark will take you to the moon and back! I don't know what it is, but it sure is naughty. 

Celebrate pride with this acrylic, pride printed design! Topped with cream tassel.

Black rainbow glitter acrylic that shows off every time you move it! Topped off with a creamy tassel and slid into our iconic hand sleeve.

Halographic Cockmark with a blue scaley pattern! Wooden Cockmark with heat pressed vinyl. Topped with a creamy tassel!

Hiya lass! This will be sure get your honey pot stirrin'. Plaid printed acrylic Cockmark® with a splooging cream tassel. Perfect for your sexy highlander books!

Little bit country, little bit sexy, little bit ah-mazing. Holographic pink snake skin pattern, topped with a splooging cream tassel. Wooden Cockmark with heat pressed vinyl, wood back. 5.5 inches in length by 1.5 inches in girth, includes hand packaging and cellophane sleeve.

It's like the 90s had a leopard baby! Bright neon rainbow with black leopard print design on clear acrylic. Design is visible on both sides! Topped with cream tassel. 5.5 inches in length by 1.5 inches in width, includes 3" x 8" hand packaging and cellophane sleeve.

Celebrate Pride month or a throw back to the 90's with this bright rainbow leopard print Cockmark™ on flexible leatherette. Comes with a cream tassel, hand packaging and cellophane sleeve. 5.5" in length by 1.5" in girth.

Our favorite little guy has been morphed into a glittery lime green Cockclip! 3.5" x 1.75" acrylic Cockclip with hand packaging and cellophane sleeve.

Here we go, dosey doe! Stunning holographic acrylic Cockmark with printed cowgirl boots and stars!

Design is visible on both sides. Topped with cream tassel. 5.5 inches in length by 1.5 inches in girth, includes 3" x 8" hand packaging and cellophane sleeve.

When handled too long, these things get a little soft and wet...

Acrylic eggplant Cockmark topped with a cream tassel and comes in our iconic hand sleeve with cellophane packaging. 5.5" x 1.75" Cockmark in 3" x 8" sleeve. 

Ah shucks! Skinned and ready for your book to devour this cob. Acrylic corn Cockmark topped with a cream tassel and comes in our iconic hand sleeve with cellophane packaging. 5.5" x 1.5" Cockmark in 3" x 8" sleeve.

It's ALIIIIVVVEEEEE!!! Frankenwiener has risen and he is ready to straddle your books. Green & black acrylic, topped with black tassel. Cozied up in iconic hand sleeve and cellophane packaging.

1.5" x 5.5" in 3" x 8" packaging. 1/16" thick.

He came at night, shape shifted into a werewolf and howled. It was hot.

Werewolf Cockmark made in a holographic leatherette! Flexible, bendy...just the way we like it. Topped with a creamy tassel and cozied up in our iconic hand sleeve and cellophane sleeve.

2" x 5.5" bookmark in 3" x 8" packaging

Have yourself, a very gothic Cockmas!

Skull and Christmas printed clear acrylic with black tassel.

Design is visible on both sides. Shimmied in our iconic hand sleeve.

1.5" x 5.5" in 3" x 8" packaging. Protected with cellophane sleeve. 

Frosty Cock! While some shrivel under the cold, this one will always be a hard 5.5 inches.

Holographic clear acrylic, printed with white snowflakes! Design is visible on both sides. Topped with a splooging cream tassel and shimmied in our iconic hand sleeve.

1.5" x 5.5" in 3" x 8" packaging. Protected with cellophane sleeve. 

These bookmarks are not for the faint of heart! Sexy, saucy and cheeky, get ready to unwrap your new obsession.